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Call me Daddy!

Homo say what!?! First Clay Aiken, now this. Ricky Martin is a daddy!?! Martin’s publicist confirmed that he is now the proud daddy of twins boys born via surrogate (big surprise),

The children, delivered via gestational surrogacy, are healthy and already under Ricky’s full-time care. Ricky is elated to begin this new chapter in his life as a parent and will be spending the remainder of the year out of the public spotlight in order to spend time with his children.

I swear babies are the new Prada this season for gays. I can’t tell you how many gay guys I know pushing 40 and deciding to give fatherhood a try. I hope they keep them next season when they go out of style. I kid, I kid. I, for one, will not be bearing any crotchfruit. I don’t hate kids, except on airplanes. I’ll stick to my dog, I can put him in his crate when he’s bad. Can’t do that with a kid…or can you?

Yahoo