STARDELICIOUS

Mariah Scarey performed last night at the Teen Choice Awards. Never mind that she’s like 40 and could easily be Miley Cyrus’ mother (inside she said she feel 13, and that’s what counts!!).

Is it me or is she doing a more than passable impersonation of Hookers at the Point, ya know those HBO shows that show all the hookers in their natural habitat? I can just see Mariah car hopping and saying, “$50 for a blow $100 for a screw”. Oh uh, here come the cops with the sirens, do the hooker stroll and run in them platforms girl.

Doin the high pitch squeal to alert the other hookas!

Hmmm you ain’t getting $100 with no azz.

Mariah Carey on the set of her new music video, “I’ll Be Loving U Long Time” in Hawaii. A. Call in the digital retouchers stat Mimi, you look like a wet alley cat (and screech like one too). B. “Loving you long time”???? Hmmm where have I heard that phase before??

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