STARDELICIOUS

These babies will NEVER starve. Studies have shown that Silicone mixed with breast milk is quite nutritious.

Earlier, it was reported that Jenna Jameson is indeed pregnant by long-term boyfriend prize fighter Tito Ortiz. Well, not only is she pregnant, she’s pregnant with twins. Yes, with twins!! I don’t know bout you, but if it was me I’d want to be the second one born, it’s going to be smoooooooth sailing. Hell it could walk out.

I don’t know what it is with twins in HOllywood! Singlets are so 2007!! It’s like all the wannabe moms got together for one big invitro fertilization party with a bunch of turkey basters and just went to town. Hmmm, maybe you can conceive twins from double penetration??

Silly Jenna, that’s how you give birth to butt-babies

The happy couple are said to be house hunting in the Los Angeles beach area for a big, family-friendly home. M-tov!!

Rosemary’s Baby The Second Coming…Well, we called it-Jenna Jameson has indeed confirmed that she is knocked up…

Yes, I can confirm I’m pregnant. It’s still early, so I’m being cautious. I’m resting as much as possible. I’m so happy! I’m just saying super healthy. I’ve moved down to the beach with Tito — I love being by the beach.

Aw, I’m touched…I do love the Jameson…

But the devout Catholic — who has tried in vitro — told Us, “It was all in God’s plan.

OOoooh, sweet Jesus! Those Catholic school girls…what can ya say. I love Jenna, but she better start kneeling on some rice, sleeping on some wirehangers, and dipping that pussay into some super-grade holy water or she’s gonna shit out a demon.

US Weekly

Ed Note: I’m flying back to NYC from L.A. tonight. Posting will resume tomorrow a.m.

“I’m trying to make a hand baby”

Page Six reports that Jenna Jameson may indeed be pregnant!!

She had a bunch of meetings and things planned for Fashion Week, including meetings for her own line, but she’s postponed everything. She’s completely thrilled, this is something she’s wanted for a very long time.

I know you’re expecting an “end is near-er” type post, but i actually love Jenna Jameson. She’s even in my myspace top 8 which we all know is the ultimate sign of love & affection. I hope it is true. I also hope that the baby looks like her.