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Silly Paris…always licking the black lolly to get to the white, creamy filling

Paris Hilton & Lindsay Lohan are at it yet again. Paris, like any mature 30 year old, has resorted to insults on her Facebook page:

Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton are embroiled in a foul-mouthed Internet fight.

The pair - who were once friends - have been trading insults on popular social networking site Facebook. “Mean Girls” star Lindsay branded the hotel heiress a “b***h” and “pathetic” before launching a four-letter tirade after Paris had set up a group on the site called “Firecrotch,” referring to the actress’ red hair.

But Paris hit back, saying it was her who was the pathetic one because she has set up a Facebook group about her first called ‘Paris Wets Herself’, which refers to a couple of incidents where the 27-year-old blonde is said to have urinated in a sauna and in the back of a taxi cab.

Pissing in the back of a cab. Timeless. Elegant. Luxury. Hilton.

Team Lindsay all the way on this one. It’s one thing to have a firecrotch but it’s quite another to have a fiery crotch-shout out to Paris.
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The Wind Beneath My Wig

Joan Collins let her hair down last night in Beverly Hills. I have to admit, she doesn’t look that bad for 74. That being said, I don’t know how her 36-y/o husband can hit that. I’d imagine it involves support stockings, a crane, a speculum, and A LOT of vaseline. Ew.

Is it just me, or does this look like Madonna in five years??

Hold me.

Left, Joan Rivers. Right, Jocelyn Wildenstein’s latest face

Sigh. Poor sad old Joan Rivers. She just isn’t going to go quietly into that good night. She has gone from E! Red Carpet to TV Guide Red Carpet to now some online red carpet show. Anyway, the show was supposed to be linked from AOL.com, but aol execs thought her Nazi-filled diatribe too offensive,

The duo did their comedic routine for myhollywood.com on Sunday for the Emmys, and AOL was supposed to link to a chunk of it. But their segment was booted when AOL suits thought it was too offensive. In the routine, Joan cited the trend of men with “hair from the Third Reich. Tom Hanks - does that scream Nazi Germany? And . . . Julia Louis-Dreyfus - luckily she waxed her mustache. I know one of her neighbors, and if she leaves it for two or three weeks she looks just like Hitler . . . Heidi Klum? Super Nazi!”

I’m offended, but I’m more offended that she thinks I care about Julia Louis-Dreyfus‘ mustache or Tom Hanks’ hair-or them for that matter. Joan, sweetie, it isn’t 1991anymore. Joan then responded to being blackballed by AOL:

Joan told us, “I was shocked that the suits at AOL have no humor . . . But that’s OK. I’ve been gagged more times than Linda Lovelace. AOL is like Holocaust deniers. They want us to believe 6 million Jews spent World War II in Boca and Anne Frank was in an attic for two years looking for Christmas ornaments.”

Time of career death: 12:01 a.m. You don’t mess with AOL empire Joanie! And who the fuck is Linda Lovelace?? Poor dear sad old Joan should take her own advice on “Old People”:

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