Miley Cyrus is releasing her autobiography. Yes, you read that right. Her autobiography. She might only be fifteen, but you ain’t lived like Miley’s lived!
The book deals with Miley’s upbringing as daughter of country singer Billy Ray Cyrus and reveal[s] how her solid relationship with her family, especially her mother Leticia, helps her navigate the spotlight. Miley, who is currently filming Hannah Montana: The Movie said: “I’m not sure when it’s going to come out.
It’s finished but you’ve got a long process of editing and all that kind of stuff, so it takes a while (ed note: long time to be ghost written I’m guessing).
Here’s a special leaked excerpt!!:
When Pappy told me to become a singer, why I just did what he says. He says I don’t need to go to skool for book learnin. Look at Britney! She did the same thng and she terned out alright. Right?? Ahem.
Anyways, it’s not easy being a ho a popstar. Pappy always wants me to “sex it up”, posing with white milk mustaches and licking ice cream. It was his idear for the white sheet fotoshoot. But I trust him, cuz he had was a big ol success in the music bizness fore I wuz born!
He gots mad at my naughty pictures that were leaked, but understood because they were sexy ended up helping my career. Even when we tried to be naughty to escape our pimp Disney, Pappy has been there for me all the way. he loves me like that.
MTV has released Britney Spears’ new video for her hit single, “Womanizer,” which is a good thing as they no longer play videos anyway.
The song sucks-envision a bleached-out sounding Rihanna. But the video has it all.!!..secretary Britney in short black bob, red-haired edgy Britney, limo driver Britney, ooooh and sexy nude sauna scene Britney! Yes, I had to stop my gag reflex too, and I’m gay.
Ya’ll see how versatile and multi-dimensional Brit Brit is!!? She has layers ya’ll-of fat. They must’ve used so much Vaseline in the sauna scene on the lens that it got on her-she looks like a greased up Butterball.
The one good thing…the male lead is HOT. Blonde, muscled, great face…he totally steals the video. YUM. If I were him, I’d cheat on Britney too. Hell, if he were with Britney, I’d help him cheat on HER.
These fuckers in HOllywood are remaking “Absolutely Fabulous”. I’m so mad I can’t even light my joint cigarette sweetie dahling.
Fox is developing a redo of Jennifer Saunders’ enduring Britcom “Absolutely Fabulous,” to be exec produced by Mitch Hurwitz, Eric Tannenbaum and Kim Tannenbaum for Sony Pictures TV, Tantamount and BBC Worldwide America.
Christine Zander (”Saturday Night Live”) is set to write the script and will exec produce along with the BBC’s Ian Moffet and original series creator Saunders. Fox has given Sony a script order with hefty penalty attached.
The latest attempt at a U.S. rendition of “Ab Fab” will be transplanted to L.A. but retain the basic template of the original, revolving around the friendship of two boozy, over-40 best friends who are desperate to stay hip and youthful and who carry on under the disapproving eye of Edina’s teenage daughter, Saffy.
Bitch troll from hell!! The mother of whomever had this idea should’ve brought out the knitting needle. Twisted little piece of dribble piss. ABORT! ABORT! ABORT!
A couple of over 40 best friends who are desperate to stay hip and youthful…” Been Done Sweetie. It’s called “Sex and the City.”
If you don’t know what I’m talking about, check out the Best of AbFab Below and GET WITH IT!!
The only idea in the show that would translate to American TV
Under “What the Fuck!?!” News, Gwyneth Paltrow is gearing up to launch her new lifestyle blog, Goop.com. Yes, I know what the names sounds like. I guess PretentiousPoseurDeRigeur.com was already taken.
Gwyneth Paltrow thinks she knows best, and wants to share it all with you real soon on her unfortunately-named website, GOOP. Not much to offer yet, but the home page urges readers to “nourish the inner aspect.” And then you can select a category to explore further: make, go, get, do, be, or see. These all go to the same place, Paltrow’s mission statement. If you sign up for the GOOP newsletter, Paltrow will send you some tips as well as an alert when the site officially opens. Too bad she won’t be sending Coldplay ticket.
What do I think Gywneth’sinner aspects motives are:
MAKE crappy movies that GO to the 99 cent bin DO nothing substantial BE a product of Hollywood nepotism SEE Gwyneth make a fool of herself with a site named “Goop”
With kids “Apple” & Moses”, I wasn’t expecting much. And that’s just what I got.
Are we supposed to be impressed?? The new promo pics for the CW’s “new” “90210″ were released. First of all, isn’t that bitch in the blue in every pilot since 1985!?! Does she not age? Is she even human? I think the networks secretly cloned her and just throw her in anything to see if it sticks.
There’s just not a one of them that sticks out except for the girl in the salmon dress (yes I said salmon, duh, I’m gay). Where’s all the guy-candy!?! I don’t want to see any of them shirtless much less in a sex scene. The all look old as fuck too-yea Luke Perry was old as dirt,
if he’s fucking a high schooler, somebody call “To Catch a Predator”
but at least we also had this,
sex. on. a. stick. (minus embroidered jacket, of course)
